December 2011
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I can’t sleep. I keep thinking of if I’ll still keep my job. What will Rigo say about me? What about Destiny?
“He didn’t smile enough so we had to let him go.”
“Not enough RedCards! Or surveys.”
Will my next, temporary Walgreens accept the photos I took of me with a gun since the one on my corner got their CD machine broken? Will they say,
“Hey, these shots are...
Textbooks in College
Me: Is it okay if I just buy the 7th edition instead of the 8th? It's over $100 cheaper and it would be great if I could save some money.
Professor: No. They added a comma in the new edition, which is utterly essential to your comprehension of the author's content.
“Couch (Chopped & Screwed)” is scary when you’re high man. Not cool.
humanvessel:
Resolutions are empty because they’re based on desires that lack foundation.
bosnia-and-herzegovina:
A$AP Rocky Pandora sounding like a good idea
10 Wiz Khalifa songs played
Fuck Pandora sometimes.
irenigg:
my family doesn’t say goodnight we say “ay close my door”
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Is it just me or does Morgan Freeman look like a cookie or like, Spongebob’s Grandma?
